The Ultimate Rock Puffin

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Shizzle...

Í spilaranum...

One liners

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Gísli, vísó hjá Sjálfstæðisflokknum 12/05 '06

Tinna & Jana, vísó hjá Sjálfstæðisflokknum 12/05 '06

Ég & Tinna, próflokadjamm 1.árs VD 10/04 '06

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Gamalt

"Nah! Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave " - Skipper the Penguin: Madagascar

miðvikudagur, október 26, 2005

The Geography Of a Woman...

- Between 18 and 25 a woman is like Africa: half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

- Between 26 and 35 a woman is like America: well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

- Between 35 and 43 she is like India: very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

- Between 44 and 50 a woman is like France: Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.

- Between 50 and 55 she is like Yugoslavia: lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

- Between 56 and 65, she is like Russia: very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

- Between 66 and 75, a woman is like Mongolia: with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

- After 76, they become Afghanistan: Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.


	:: Rosie G. ::			kl. 10:57

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